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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

i feel like doing some proper philosophy, i've realised i've been really incoherent in my previous blog posts (which is making me a tad nervous for my KI results)

i asked my kid cousin the question Hume posted a long time ago.
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
my cousin guessed, only because i promised her a surprise if she could give me a valid answer.
the point of the question wasn't the surprise, rather, i wanted to make her think (well shut up would've been better but i have to be condecending). which makes me wonder what truly motivates us?

i don't know if im personally motivated by knowledge. though many would agree with aristotle that happiness is our motivation. (this is starting to sound like an eastern philo v.s western philo argument). if the child is only motivated by the potential happiness of the surprise, does this reflect their innermost feelings?

is our conscious mind strong enough to block out most of our innate feelings?
(much like being able to hold back farts during dinners, or not pee-ing everywhere.) and most certainly, is this a good thing?

makes me rather depressed to think of my existence. i asked my other cousin why are 2 perhaps omniscient beings eternally damned(this might be a little harsh) to fight over tiny insignificant creatures like us?

she gave me a non-secular answer which i believe in but half hate myself for doing so.
because its a non-logical argument and yet it makes me uneasy questioning God's omniscience.

fuck this shit im going to bed.


Johnny B. Goode ;
12/15/2009 03:51:00 AM


jimmy doesn't like me much.
i got him about a hundred bucks worth of supplies (including a giant tank)
and he nearly escaped.
i feel kinda sad.


Johnny B. Goode ;
12/15/2009 03:45:00 AM

Friday, December 11, 2009

0:01 in malacca, macs.
nice quaint town, probably overcrowded but well.
really reminds me of chiang mai, which, i'd really like to go back to soon.

well if you skewer 4 grapes longitudally(sp?) and dip them in chocolate fondue followed by nuts, its gonna look like a mr hankey. (too bad noo doesn't want to let me take a pic of the mr hankey)

and its so nice of noo to lend me his com to fulfil my daily dosage of the internet.

damn you internet demons.

well. so long for now.


Johnny B. Goode ;
12/11/2009 11:53:00 PM

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

End of A's: no biggie. i am still alive. time to move on with life

Prom: holy crap, why the fuck did i agree to wear a dress?

i don't know what troubles me more, wearing a dress or drinking non-alcoholic beer.
(thanks leon for that line). seems like prom's a bigger thing than A's.
i think i've just turned into one of those glitzy bimbotic american teenager.
well at least i know im not going to contribute to the growing number of "prom night dumpster babies".

fucking idiots, buy condoms. use them. if you don't know how to, then you shouldn't be allowed to have sex in the first place. numb-nuts.

tomorrow's a busy day. i don't know if i have time to think up a nice solo for rock and roll all night. don't know if i have the guts to show up in a fucking dress.
DON'T KNOW DON'T KNOW UGHHHHH.

-waxed legs? check.
-got clothes and stuff? check.
-changed guitar strings to lighter gauge? check.
-wrote resume? check.
-balls? ??????


well. if i stammer, i hope my Zara shirt can make me look cool enough. haha.


Johnny B. Goode ;
12/09/2009 01:33:00 AM

Monday, November 23, 2009

In the spirit of christmas:

On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me:
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

I WISH


Johnny B. Goode ;
11/23/2009 12:05:00 AM

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Wendy's song:

Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!


Johnny B. Goode ;
11/15/2009 03:39:00 AM

Monday, November 02, 2009




Haha. IGNORANT FOOLS. KI SAVED MY LIFE. its not a waste of my brain space.
unlike GP. IN YOUR FACE.


Johnny B. Goode ;
11/02/2009 02:18:00 AM

Sunday, November 01, 2009

TODAY WAS REAL HALLOWEEN.
i was passing through downtown east, when what do i see but a bunch of people in all white! made the comment on "oh look, is this some PAP rally?"
AND TO MY HORROR, IT WAS.
naturally, the anti-establishment side of me took over,
and i started saying really loud "IM A DISGRUNTLED CITIZEN"
and when i realised it was a PAP awards presentation ceremony,
i said "wow, what a great use of taxpayers money"
no one said anything!
no one tried converting me like a jehovah's witness would!
probably because im a student therefore have no voting power.
to which i reply WAIT 3 YEARS, FUCKERS!
or they think 1 vote doesn't count.

and now i will explain my cynicism.
as a KI student, i have learnt that my opinions will only be valid if i have adequate justifications. i am not unnecessarily cynical, just that when im cynical, i pretty much nit pick.

moving on, i believe that politics should not be society's problem.
it should not be the centre of society.
sigh, sadly, economics justify the need for a government.
but basic demand and supply doesn't, assuming human GREED does not exist.

you can pretty much sum up a country to be made up of 1)Economy 2)Societies 3)Politics. when i mean economy, i mean the country's economy, i.e total goods and services ++++++, societieS with the s because in a country there exist many societies , somewhat like a taxonomy, based on whatever (age, race, income earned etc.) and politics, which refers to the type of governance and activities it is involved in.

taking it from a scientist's POV, the scientist SHOULD agree (if he has no knowledge on the economy) with me, that a country should not bother with politics. this is because, since a country is made entirely out of the human construct, we include variables ourselves. to reduce chances of anomilies (i.e, not being able to achieve utopia (AGAIN, assuming that is what society wants)), we simply reduce the variables. therefore, we should not bother with politics.

but of course, since economy, society and politics aren't mutually exclusive entities, therefore we are reduced(haha strong word!) to having to include politics in, which is understandable.

thus, though i feel that there is no need for politics, a better conclusion would be to include it, but not let it be the main focus of society. afterall, its the imposing of political "values" which has started wars. (i don't want to go into this, ask history students!)

to future politicians : learn that EVERY vote counts. for humans are influential creatures.


Johnny B. Goode ;
11/01/2009 12:55:00 AM

Friday, October 30, 2009

"And you have to promise yourself that you'll stick by this route because with every look you shoot behind (assuming you pick the route with the field of magnolia and barley and your favourite small-blue-flowers-that-grow-in-bunches (I can't believe I did not copy and paste that when I could have, but then it only makes my sincerity more evident are you lost yet?) and no, I'm not trying to influence your decision making, it's just easier to make an analogy with), one flower dies and one guitar dissolves into thin air, and soon it'll be ugly and unpleasant which would then make it like the other route which you initially chose to abandon for the better, WHICH WOULD THEN MAKE YOU A SUCKA! So please win.

Oh, and also that I'll still be your friend, even if you're muddy and deaf (because I'm fair and trying to be as unbiased as a flawed human being can get)."


This is why i win at life. my friends care enough to make a blog at 2am much against technical illiteracy. with friends like these who needs alcohol?


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/30/2009 11:55:00 AM

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Someone once told me "live, like today's your last day on earth."


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/28/2009 11:42:00 PM

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Today i walked home without listening to my ipod.
i was whistling twisted nerve.
i realised, i can't live without music.


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/25/2009 10:53:00 PM

Friday, October 23, 2009

I just grabbed a HALF FULL bottle of 2003 wolf blass off my sister's table.
i am an optimist!

doomsday is approaching,
i fear for my life.
really.

its not another crappy national exam,
its THE crappy national exam which would determine my fate in this world.
where hierarchies exist,
and you are always categorised according to alphabets.
which, quantitatively, have no meaning by themselves.

A is for average!
B is for brilliant!
C is for capitol!
D is for divine!
E is for extraordinary!
S is for spectacular!
U is for ultimate!

i am SOOOOOO optimistic.


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/23/2009 11:04:00 PM

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Im going with the flow on this one!
INGLORIOUS BASTARDS. 5 STARS. (still can't beat kill bill though.)
to sum it all in 1 sentence:
"Inglorious Bastards was a tasteful reminisce of kill bill in the context of a totally different story."

Elements of Kill Bill was laced through out the show, from the opening credits, to the soundtrack, which gives a somewhat nostalgic feel to the show.
Like most of Mr. Tarantino's works, Inglorious Bastards, though based in the second world war, had more of a Clint Eastwood western feel to it. Like Kill Bill, its all about revenge. Once again, talented actors who could play their roles beautifully was partially the reason why this film was so great. you had the Elle Driver of the movie, (damn i forgot his name), which, exactly like Elle Driver, got his just desserts in a more than gruesome manner. You've got the quick fill-ins about the characters, you've got the witty cutaway gags into what the character was thinking, you've got arrows (ugh for the life of me i can't remember which show uses them).

Although, I was a little disappointed with the lack of commercial references (I love those). he didn't have many, well maybe its because i was concentrating more on the plot than looking out for the subtle references. One downside is that the show leaves the viewers feeling happy since the ending (though historically incorrect) is a typical idealistic one.

Nevertheless, great directing once again, Mr. Tarantino. In case those of you who have watched IG but not KB, and you're wondering why the Lieutenant wanted scalps, well, "scalping" does have a place in kill bill. That was how Kiddo killed O-ren ishii at the house of blue leaves.

So if you plan to watch the movie, or have watched the movie, I advice you, watch Kill Bill! you'd get most of the show that way.

My two cents.


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/08/2009 11:43:00 PM

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

whoo.. about time to clean the cobwebs that collected over my absence.
not because im on some sort of hiatus,
hell, i think people who go on a blogging hiatus are just, stupid.
you can't get addicted to posting blog posts.
well, not since twitter popped up.
either get a proper social life where you have friends who'd listen to your ramblings,
or go tweet.

did i say? twitter is awesome. i love twitter.
twitter should pay me for doing this.
everyone, get a twitter account! here.
if you're interested, you can follow me @FireBirdVII.
ha-ha.

well, i've got a mugging schedule out, go me!


Johnny B. Goode ;
10/06/2009 11:24:00 PM

Thursday, September 24, 2009

If i don't make sense, am i anti-sense, or just nonsense?
is anti-sense the making of nonsense?
or nonsense is anti-sense?

if the ground was sense, and i stomped on the ground,
does it make me anti-sense?
or is the action of stomping the ground anti-sense?
or is this all nonsense?


Johnny B. Goode ;
9/24/2009 07:35:00 PM